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| ...yesterday at work one of my housekeeping co-workers said that she had told our boss that i looked like little red riding hood walking around when wearing my winter jacket.
Let's dissect this image for a second.
Little Red Riding Hood: Little girl, red hooded cape.
Me: Not a little girl, black coat, no hood.
why are people so dumb? Seriously little red riding hood? I feel like there are some fundamental differences here. But hey...who am I to question. Maybe in Jamaica little red riding hood wears a black coat with no hood...and is not little. Maybe shes Larger Black Riding Hoodless....That made no sense...oh well...neither did her comment. So we both lose.
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| today...i got to sing dutch christmas songs with an elderly man, named Ron, who
A) Cannot Speak or Read Dutch but tried to anyways
B) Has an Irish accent.
It was quite entertaining.
He told me i was lovely. with an irish accent.
I wonder if he has grandsons.
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| epitome of dutch pride and elitism...
Tal: (trying to get seniors with mild alzheimers to guess the christmas carol) This song has to do with baby Jesus...Jesus was born and then placed in a _ _ _ _ _ _?
Little 'ol Dutch lady: Jesus was born in Nederland.
Tal: Um...Jesus was born in Holland?
Old Man: Jesus was born in a manger.
Little 'ol Dutch lady: Ja. Jesus was born in a manger in Nederland.
That's right folks, Jesus is Dutch. Hup Hup Holland.
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| 14, 124 words and 47 pages later....
Talitha *I'm gonna collapse* Dykstra presents...
*drum roll please*
MY THESIS!!!
(I swear it is 47 pages long, but print preview in word will only show you 45 at a time maximum...as if i ever thought i'd hit the max...)
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| wikipedia said that if you suffer from iron deficiency anemia you may experience unusual food cravings such as (and i quote) "ice, cake mix, laundry starch and dirt". When did laundry starch and dirt qualify as food?
there was this other time where i was chatting with friends on the couches at school...and one person...Who shall remain nameless was astonished at how her grade on a midterm could go from a 73% to a 84%...Another person...who shall also remain nameless suggested that perhaps it was the naked pictures of herself she sent to her prof...That girl agreed.
* Disclaimer: That Girl...May not have heard what the other nameless person had suggested.
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